What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Anti-doping watchdog urges US authorities to shut down planned drug-fueled event in Las Vegas - AP News

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Turn This ChatGPT Prompt Into A Six-Figure Passive Income Stream - Forbes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

A Closer Look At Uranus’s Moons Reveals a Surprising Dark Side - Gizmodo

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Wedbush Fund Advisers Launches IVES AI Revolution ETF Built on Dan Ives’ Proprietary Research - GlobeNewswire

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

2025 NBA mock draft 1.0, with trades and my first prediction of what the Sixers will do at No. 3 overall - PhillyVoice

Then came..

Still no good.

No way

Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

10-year Treasury yield eases after May core inflation is less than expected - CNBC

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

When you have seven hours to kill, what should one do?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

What do you think of Donald Trump doing a Tesla infomercial today for Elon Musk—his biggest political donor—in front of the White House?

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to