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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:32

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Turn This ChatGPT Prompt Into A Six-Figure Passive Income Stream - Forbes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
A Closer Look At Uranus’s Moons Reveals a Surprising Dark Side - Gizmodo
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Still no good.
No way
Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
10-year Treasury yield eases after May core inflation is less than expected - CNBC
So, the docs changed it to read
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Hysterias & Posteriors
When you have seven hours to kill, what should one do?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to